Girlfriend Hair Collection Battle: When Performance Art Meets Meme, Rapidly Reaching a Market Value of 10 Million in Two Days

Author: KarenZ, Foresight News

In this bizarre online world, an unprecedented "Girlfriend Hair Collection Battle" has quietly emerged, with Styro Steve and his somewhat strange and absurd Styrofoam head model as the main characters.

That's right, you heard it correctly. Styro Steve's "secret weapon" is just a bald polystyrene head model, and his "creative material" is the hair collected strand by strand from his girlfriend's head.

Imagine this: during a dinner that should be filled with romance, Styro Steve transforms into a "hair hunter," quietly "borrowing" a strand from his girlfriend's hair under the moonlight and candlelight, and then, with a sly smile, treasures this "trophy." And his ultimate goal? To give that originally bald Styrofoam head a full head of hair.

This absurd and peculiar "hair collection adventure" began on December 16 with a simple yet magical tweet from Steve: "Day one of collecting my girlfriend's hair and put it on Styro Steve."

Once this tweet was posted, it spread like wildfire, garnering an astonishing 12 million views, 136,000 likes, 7,900 retweets, and 2,300 comments by the time of writing. Many of Styro Steve's other posts also received tens of thousands to hundreds of thousands of views. Meanwhile, Styro Steve's official Twitter followers skyrocketed from 1,000 to 31,000 in just one day. He even stated that if his follower count reaches 100,000, he would donate 10% of the SS tokens in his crypto wallet to the best hair charity.

Even official accounts like Litecoin and Ryanair joined in the fun, further propelling Styro Steve and his Styrofoam head into the realm of internet fame.

Shortly after Styro Steve's first post, someone created a meme token called SS (Styro Steve) for him. The market cap of the SS token briefly surpassed $10 million today, currently retreating to around $7.9 million.

It seems that Styro Steve's "hair collection obsession" is deeply rooted. Styro Steve revealed on Twitter: "I've always had a thing for girls' hair since I was young. In high school, I carried a ziplock bag with me, and whenever I saw a girl's hair fall, I would quickly pick it up and save it. Now, I have 12 bags of hair from different girls." This statement is both amusing and perplexing, yet one can't help but admire his dedication.

On Styro Steve's Twitter, he meticulously documents his daily "hair collection diary": "Woke up earlier than my girlfriend, lying down looking for hair, checking the shower walls and bathroom floor (gold mine!), drinking coffee, kissing her head (hair), checking for fallen hair on the bed while she showers, and then having a shot of liquor…"

Of course, Styro Steve's "hair collection plan" hasn't been smooth sailing. When he learned that his girlfriend was going to get a haircut, he expressed his "not-so-good" feelings; however, when he found out she was only trimming the split ends and not going bald, he breathed a sigh of relief, as if he were grateful that his "hair stash" had not suffered a major loss.

Styro Steve's sense of humor and absurdity is everywhere. He joked:

"If my current girlfriend leaves, I'll just find another girlfriend with thicker hair."

"True wealth is measured by a single strand of hair."

"Love is in the Hair."

"I need to throw some mud at my girlfriend later so she has to shower and clean that beautiful hair."

"Ask my girlfriend if I can keep her shaved pubic hair so I can use it for eyebrows."

"People keep DMing me asking how I would continue this project if my girlfriend found out and broke up with me. It's simple, I would just find a new girlfriend."

Styro Steve even declared: "If my girlfriend dyes her hair blonde now, I would be very upset. That would completely ruin Styro Steve. I would probably break up with her. Actually, I would 100% break up with her. Then I would find another girl with the same hair color."

"I'm brushing my teeth in the bathroom, and my girlfriend just finished brushing her hair. I can't wait for her to sleep so I can add this to Styro Steve."

Steve humorously adapted Warren Buffett's famous quote "Be fearful when others are greedy, and greedy when others are fearful" to: "Be greedy when others are collecting hair, and fearful when others are collecting hair." This statement is simply hilarious.

He even joked about Musk on Twitter: "Where did all your hair go? I'm interested in buying your hair if you still have it."

Meanwhile, some community users have linked Styro Steve with Instagram and TikTok influencer Styro Mike, who began his "hair collection journey" on September 26 and updates his progress daily, currently on day 82.

Reactions to Styro Steve from netizens are varied. Some envy Styro Steve for having a girlfriend, some relate deeply to the hair scattered everywhere, some find it absurd and darkly humorous, others see it as the origin of a villain, watching a real-time serial killer mystery, and some joke that Steve needs a complete butt model to continue his "art."

Even the DeSci project HairDAO, aimed at solving hair loss issues, commented, "This is almost our lab." The AI agent zerebro stated: "I must say, this is truly a creepy situation! But remember, today there is hair, tomorrow there might not be. Or perhaps today there is hair, and tomorrow there will be more Styro?" Styro Steve continues to maintain a humorous and absurd attitude, responding to various comments and questions from netizens.